August 13, 2008

Office Chronicles : Letter to Ets-Ar

From: Huwantso
To: Ms. HR aka Satan's Agent
Cc: Big Brother Boss
Subject: FW: SCJP REtake[Scanned]


Hola,Succubus!


I spit on your dopey questionnaire, you corporate ass-kissing maggot. I hope you froze from paralyzing brain aneurysm, you bureaucratic freak. I'll dance on your tomb and hope you grow old and die a fucking virgin.


See you at your funeral.

All the best!



Huwantso


Thanks to LoudCloud for that wonderful sample e-mail. Brilliant yet I have not excavated any form of courage to event think of delivering this type of message.

Thanks thanks!

7 Winners:

Pedro said...

ipadala na yan!

Anonymous said...

honga honga ipadala na yan...

sapakan na lang kaya?


-mamilyzius

loudcloud said...

courage is easy. just close your eyes and hit 'send' hahaha.

unless fo course you don't want to leave the firm >:)

Anonymous said...

hmm... tatlo na kami ng friendships ko na ang binigay na excuse sa mga HR persons namin ay isang prangka at straight forward na dahilan for resignation.

siguro kung mababasa mo ung mga resignation letters namin, hindi man kasing brutal niyan, pero kugn hindi mo kami siguro kilala ay masasabi mong baka blinack list na kami sa kumpanya or nasabihan na ang lalakas ng loob namin.


=)

MissTisay said...

don't be a sissy, i-send na yan! hahaha! j/k

Leyn said...

makulit ka kasi.
bat ka nag java! umalis ka na jan, iniisip mo pa kasi yang buhok mo.

Mariano said...

Ayokong ipadala to Pedro. Sila na bahalang magbasa ng utak ko, ahaha.

Mami Lyzius, peaceful akong tao. Pwede bang sumpitan na lang ng munggo? Ahaha.

Courage is currently what I lack Loud. I think I have to be a 2nd degree daredevil before I hit that send button.

Aba naman anonymous, parang saludo ako sa adhikain mong yan. Wag ka lang sana hikain. Buti na maging honest para matuto na din ang mga tao dyan sa inyo. Wag naman na maging masyadong gago ang company at iblaklist pa kayo.

Ikaw na lang magsend Procky! Sayo nakapangalan! Ahaha.

Ewan ko Leyn, di ko din alam. Dapat umalis na nga ata ako at maging tunay na java man. Magpapakaermitanyo ako.