How To Start Your Day Right
1. Wake up.
2. Stare at the ceiling for a few moments.
3. Get up quickly and take a bath. Avoid masturbating.
4. Wipe yourself dry. Put on some underwear and socks.
5. Put some deodorant.
6. Get dressed.
7. Pack and extra mountain bike wheel into the trunk of your vehicle, some gauze tape, a bottle of Betadine perhaps. Or you could just bring your P500 with you to pay off that stupid biker who doesn't take it slow with his bike.
This morning, we bumped into a guy in his mountain bike. And of course that's not a type of bump that occurs when you meet someone on the road.
From inside, the man looked like he came from under our vehicle. Both my elder sister and his husband was surprised.
"San nanggaling yun?". Gasped my sister.
"Humabol eh." Replied my b-i-l.
I guess he never expected a man in bicycle to be appearing anywhere on the road. He was probably expecting a car. I was surprised too. There was a "bog" sound that came from the left side of the vehicle. And I saw this man, limping towards the side of the street.
I thought I'd be late this morning. The man looked like he needed medical attention. His leg must've been destroyed. His carelessness paid off. Good for him.
His bike's wheels were deformed.
As usual, people all over the place gathered 'round my sister, his husband, and the bike guy. It's not his fault of course. It's his bike's fault. It's the road's fault. Sadly, where ever the argument reaches, it will always be the driver's fault.
Or maybe not.
Kahit naman sinong may kasalanan, syempre yung drayber pa din ang magbabayad. Ewan ko ba kung tanga lang o hindi talaga nag-iingat yung mama.
"There goes our tithes", sabi ng ate ko. Pagkaabot ng limandaan.
Merong mga bagay na hindi maipaliwanag eh, nangyayare talaga. Hindi inaasahan. Unexpected. Nagdasal naman kame nung umaga pero ayun, nakabangga/binangga pa kame.
Syempre, meron dung lalaki na traffic enforcer ata. NANGINGIALAM. Di ko alam kung yun ba ang term o dapat eh NAKIKIALAM. Basta, he was being a dork. Presinto na agad eh ayos naman yung mama. Siguro nga naman eh nakihati na siya sa naaksidente dahil "tumulong" naman daw siya. Bahala na silang dalawa sa limandaan.
Di na nga lang daw siya makakapasok kasi nga eh nasira yung gulong niya at may galos pa sa hita.
Best actor si manong. Pero totoo naman siguro yun. Kung ako man ang bumangon galing sa ilalim ng sasakyan, baka napa-ngiwi na din ako sa sakit. Para kasi siyang kabuteng nakabisikleta. Basta na lang lumilitaw.
Buti na lang at hindi pison o kaya eh monster truck ang dala namen. Baka naging lugaw na siya nun pag naipit siya. Para siyang kuting na lagi ko na lang nakikita sa mga kalsada. Labas ang utak. Pisat na parang papel. Sambulat ang bituka.
Kaya wag kalimutan ang extra gulong ng bisikleta. Yung pang-mountain bike. Saka kaunting pasensya.
Pero pwede na din ang limandaan.